Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...