Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...