Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...