Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...