Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
The guide for all men
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One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor