Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...