Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...