Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...