Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!