Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...