Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...