Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...