The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...