Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...