Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...