worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...