How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...