Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!