Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...