Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...