Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...