Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...