An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...