So cold
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The elephant’s trunk transplant
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St. Peter
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How is sex like air?
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...