Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...