A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...