Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...