What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!