When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!