Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...