Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...