If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...