Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...