Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...