Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...