Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...