The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
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How many sheep do I have?
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Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Office Worker Resolution
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