May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...