Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...