13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...