yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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