How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...