Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...