Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....