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A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
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Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
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Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
The common symptoms of swine flu
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“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...