Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...