When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Change Toilet Paper?
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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...