Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...