“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
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Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Real opcodes
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What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...