OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....