men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...