Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...