What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Light ale!
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Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Getting revenge with marriage
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When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...